Got some partners I can count on...

Normally I hate "check out this cool YouTube video!!!! It's so clever and ironic!!!!1!!" posts, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

I remember first watching this on Sesame Street almost 30 years ago. When YouTube first debuted, it was one of the first things I looked for, but to no avail. I finally stumbled across it after seeing one of those YouTube splice jobs showing Bert and Erine singing M.O.P,'s "Ante Up." This is better.

If you want to see what made me happy when I was four or five years old, watch the clip. The whole thing is great to me, but the real money shot comes at 0:46.





COME ON! THEY'RE TAP-DANCING!!!

The first time I watched this was the pinnacle of my TV watching experience at the time, and it filled me with such complete joy. I really can't describe how funny my four or five-year-old self found this sketch.

I have no idea of this objectively stands up today, because I'm pretty biased. This is my favorite clip from Sesame Street of all time. Hands down. The Yip-Yip aliens come close, Bert "doing the Pigeon" is classic, and Captain Vegetable is brilliantly surreal. But this trumps them all. This clip literally had me watching Sesame Street for another year or so, in hopes that I would catch it again. I don't think I ever did.

And, to get into Uncle Jesse mode once again, I look forward to the day I can show this clip to my nephew. Hopefully when Jonah is old enough to watch and understand Sesame Street, he'll think it's as funny as I did. But if he doesn't, I may never speak to him again.

Oakland A’s a lil’ over halfway report

I was planning on writing this earlier in the week, closer to the actual half-way point of the Oakland A’s season, but losing back-to-back series against the Giants and the Angels left a bad taste in my mouth. Now, with a split with the White Sox, I’m feeling slightly less downbeat, despite their lame showing against the Pale Hose the last two games. As things stand right now, the team is 47-41, six games in back of the Angels for the division, and three and a half games in back of the Red Sox for the Wild Card. And Justin Duchscherer just got named to his second All-Star.

I feel fairly safe in saying I was a complete moron when I stated before the season started that the A’s were a sure bet for last place in the division and if they won 70 games, they should be happy. They aren’t going to lose more than the Mariners, and barring a pretty big meltdown, should not lose 92 games. However, a month or two into the season, I adjusted by predictions that this team could well go .500. And even though the A’s are playing above-0.500 ball, I’m not ready to continue to project upward.

This is still a pretty flawed team, particularly on the offensive side. Jack Cust is still playing everyday, despite going through one of his extended “I’m one of the worst players in the majors” periods during the season. He’s good for at least two of these. The reason he’s still playing everyday despite an extended slump is because our two other DHs, Frank Thomas and Mike Sweeney, are hurt and won’t be back until some indeterminate term after the all-star break, giving a severe lack of right-handed power. Daric Barton, who I hoped would hit at least 15 home runs, has so far hit three, and is hitting .227 to boot. Jack Hannahan still gets regular playing time and even hit lead-of for an extended period this season. There are some bright spots with the young talent in the form of Carlos Gonzalez and Kurt Suzuki. Meanwhile, is showing some decent power Mark Ellis and Bobby Crosby seems fully healthy. But I still wouldn’t put any confidence in the consistency of our offense.

The starting pitching looks more promising, as Duchscherer is having a great year and Harden looks really solid since coming back the DL. But even though Dana Eveland and Greg Smith continue to impress, they’ll likely hit their wall by August. I also have no hope for the A’s giving Blanton any sort of run support. Things continue like this, and I’m giving him a serious shot at hitting 20 losses, and dude really deserves better. The relief pitching is all over the place. I cringe whenever Keith Foulke and Alan Embree enter the game, and wish in vain that Santiago Casilla, Andrew Brown, and Joey Devine could all be healthy at the same time.

This isn’t a play-off team, or at least one that wouldn’t get blown out by any Division Leader in the League. One thing I can take heart in that with the team being competitive, Harden won’t be traded, and Beane might even shoot for a late July trade, just to stay in the mix. At least we won’t finish the season in the cellar.