Monday, September 29, 2008

The misery has ended: 2008 Oakland A’s Post-Mortem



Well, at least they didn’t lose 90 games.

Finally, the A’s 2008 season of misery has come to an end. Even though we ended the season with fewer wins (and just as many losses) as 2007, this felt like most miserable season since 1997, when they came close to dropping 100 games, and I seriously considered giving up baseball. This year wasn’t as bad as that, but this is the first time in many years that I actually avoided opportunities to go to the ballpark and catch a game. And I must say, just about every time it paid off, as I saved myself from witnessing at least four more humiliating losses that I would have had to endure otherwise.

As evidenced by the record, the A’s weren’t very good this year. There are no good 75-86 teams. No team that started Jack Cust in 148 and Jack Hannahan in 143 games can ever be any good. Despite their obvious deficiencies, the A’s messed around and made me optimistic for a respectable finish somewhere around the middle of the season. When they got excruciatingly awful post All-Star Break, they made me feel like a moron. And just when it looked like they were go some life in early September, and looked like they were going to finish the season with a lil’ bit of dignity, they fall flat on their faces again. The A’s completely boned their chances of finishing the season in distant second in the AL West by dropping two out of three to Texas, and then finished the season by getting swept by the worst team in baseball. Not exactly an inspirational showing by a plucky young team.

But it was readily apparent by the weekend before the All-Star Break this season was all about setting up for the next few years. And I’m still not convinced that this is like the 1998 season, the last time it looked like we were awful, but had the potential to do eventually do something. I won’t rehash too much who should stay or go (I’ve done that like four times this season on here), but I think an outfield of Carlos Gonzalez, Ryan Sweeney, and Cliff Pennington, is probably, well, something. Kurt Suzuki is just as good as most catchers starting in the AL. On the pitching, Greg Smith and Dana Eveland obviously hit their rookie walls, but the former won’t lose 16 games again, and the later looked pretty good when he got back from the minors. And while Gio Gonzalez didn’t look nearly as good as advertised, the much-maligned Dallas Braden looked markedly improved. With a healthy Duchscherer, the starting staff might be good next year.

As for needs, well, it’s obvious a right-handed power hitter would be really nice, but the don’t exactly grow on trees, and I don’t think we’ve got the pieces or the inclination to trade for one. There’s a lot of talk of bringing the obviously left-handed Jason Giambi back, which is fine I guess. I’ll take anyone who doesn’t strike out close to 200 times a season.

Which bring me to the A’s greatest need: their need not to bring back Jack Cust as an everyday player. Please, for the love of all things holy, just let this putz go away. Even with his 33 HRs this year, he couldn’t carry Rob Deer’s jock-strap in a suitcase. I’d bring back injury-prone Big Frank over Cust. Hell, I’d bring Mike Sweeney out of retirement before giving Cust a chance to make more money off the team via arbitration.

While this was not a fun season by any definition, at least it’s over. Though I wouldn’t ever say I’m optimistic about the future, I can say with some confidence that I don’t think next year we’ll be as bad as we were this year.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Politics from the Inside



There are many, many things I do not like about Republicans running for national office, especially the highest two offices in the land. In general, they’re a smarmy, smug, hypocritical, lying, and outright evil bunch. It should probably say something that as politically, morally, and intellectually deficient as I find John McCain and Sarah Palin to be, they're probably the second least annoying of the Republican Presidential tickets I've seen in my lifetime (Bob Dole and Jack Kemp were slightly less insipid). Yet, like every other Republican jack-ass that’s aspired to be or has been the president or vice-president, McCain and Palin position themselves as the “OUTSIDERS,” untouched and unspoiled by the “Washington Elite.”

It’s complete Bush League bullshit. And it is always untrue. There are NO outsiders that get elected to anything, anywhere in this country, on any level of politics, be it national, statewide, or local. I’ve known and been friends with a few elected officials in my life, even some Republicans, and not one was an “outsider.” They were deeply involved in the town, city, or region where they were running for office, and were well connected to people and organization all over the state. They were ambitious, intelligent folks who were well-aware of how things worked inside and outside their region. And I’m not talking about having their hands in the pockets of every developer that came along: they knew how to work the political system in order to best serve their communities in their way they knew how.

Which is why I feel strangling someone every time I hear some Republican Presidential candidate glibly spew his or her outsider credentials. It’s an outright lie. There is no way to get elected to the U.S. Senate, much less serve for 26 years, and still be a MAVERICK. And there’s certainly no way to run for President, much less earn the votes to be at the top of ticket. What, you think the RNC would get behind someone who’s served almost three decades as a Senator and been an outsider their entire career? That would mean they literally accomplished zilch during their time in office, being a complete and total outsider and all. And MCain assures as all of his long and distinguished record of service as a Senator. Sorry Abe (as in Simpson), you can’t have it both ways.

And Governor Sarah Palin can go shit in a hat with her continued her nonsense. George W. Bush spent his 2000 campaign railing that while Al Gore was “for and of Washington,” while he, as a Governor, had no meaningful political connection to the city. This is from a guy whose father was also President of the United States. Let me reiterate you do not get elected to be Governor of any state without being well-connected to Washington D.C. And that includes Alaska. I guarantee you that even when Palin was elected to be the mayor of Moose Fuck, Alaska, population 9,000, she was well-connected to everyone who was anyone in that state. So miss me with all this outsider bullshit.

I’ve also known a few, real, genuine outsiders that have run for elected office, and all, save one, were completely worthless as candidates. Just about all were clueless as to how things really worked in their cities or communities, and lacked basic understanding of what it meant to be a council-person, mayor, representative or whatever. I have serious suspicions that one of these "outsiders" was actually mentally challenged. Not one was fit to hold an elected office. And the voters recognized this in every instance. Why people continue to fall for the okey-doke on the national level is beyond my understanding. But what I do understand is a “political outsider” is a synonym for “amateur.”

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Album Review: Ice Cube - Raw Footage


Grade: B

The last time I drove home from the record store, I did something I hadn’t done in a very long time: I opened up a CD I just bought and immediately put it in my deck to listen to on the way home. There’s very little material that comes out these days that can excite me like that. What was even more surprising to me is that the album that inspired me was Raw Footage by Ice Cube. At one time my favorite rapper, Cube is someone who I hadn't cared about musically since I was in college. The best thing he's has his name on the past 15 years with Three Kings. And while the album isn’t a throwback to Cube’s golden age, it’s better than I ever realistically could have hoped it would be, and probably as good as he could be expected to have released.

It’s no secret that hip-hop artists do not age well. Ice Cube is no exception. Twenty years ago (damn, did I just type that?), Ice Cube was undoubtedly one of the baddest motherfuckas on the planet. Now, as The Boondocks cartoon noted, he’s mostly known as the guy who does family films. Bad ones at that. Not so coincidentally, his latest one bombed over the weekend. The last time I bought a full-length album of original material by my once favorite rapper was 15 years ago (damn, did I just type that?). Sadly, Cube hadn’t much in the way of good music between then and now: a pair of concept albums (War and Peace), two ill-conceived albums with the “super-group” Westside Connection, one aborted N.W.A. reunion, and one uneven independent album, Laugh Now, Cry Later.

But Cube has bucked the odds, and creates a solid album with Raw Footage. Is it outstanding? No. Does it make you forget about the bullshit that he pumped out for the last decade or so? No. But it does show that Cube still has the ability to craft dope songs, a cohesive album, and be a different sort of bad motherfucka, all while staying “raw as a dirty needle.”

One reason Raw Footage is successful is because Cube lyrically doesn’t try too hard to remake himself to be “relevant” to 16-yea-olds. There’s little more painful to watch these days than rappers in their late thirties or early forties trying to be young and hip. As one of the few rappers that has actually achieved lasting success inside and outside hip-hop, Cube doesn’t spend Raw Footage bragging about his riches. He spends much of the album saying how unimpressed he is with the crop of “bling” rappers flossing on Cribs and making jackasses of themselves.

There are moments of Raw Footage where Cube’s progression over the last 20 year is crystal clear. Cube spits fire on “It Takes a Nation,” “Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It,” and “Here He Come,” where Cube damn near recaptures his golden age magic. “Get Used To It,” featuring WC and The Game, is another winner; the track is remarkable in the sense that The Game doesn’t came off like a whiny bitch. Cube also spends time rapping about hope, closing the album with the fairly inspiring “Stand Tall” and “Take Me Away,” and are only minimal in their heavy-handedness (a Hilary Clinton dis is unnecessary at this point).

The album isn’t perfect. The album actually begins on a sour note with “I Got My Locs On,” a dull track featuring Young Jeezy. Another is “Why Me?” featuring the vocal stylings of Musiq Soulchild. I’m sorry, but songs with R&B crooners, much less neo-soul singers, have NO place on an Ice Cube album. The production is also a weak spot, as too many tracks lay on thick layers of heavy keyboards and synths. It’s not offensively bad, but it’s pretty generic fare, best suited for rappers with “Lil’” or “Yung” in front of their names. There’s also an inordinate amount of Don Imus references, which seem really dated after only a year or so.

In a perfect world, Raw Footage would been a complete return to form for a revitalized Ice Cube, once again ready to put his foot squarely in the collective asses of the American power structure. And while I’m aware this isn’t a perfect world, it puts a smile on my face that Cube still has the ability to make good music and kick a little ass when he wants too. And in this world of lowered expectations, I’m happy enough with my once favorite rapper releasing something respectable 15 years past his prime.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

He wasn't scared of you motherf@#$as...

R.I.P. Mr. Mac


In a great moment in the documentary/concert film King of Comedy, Bernie Mac looks right into the camera and says he’s tired of white America fucking with him, proclaiming he’s lived clean all his life and still doesn’t have a television show. He adds that Hollywood probably won’t ever give him a show because they’re scared of him and scared he’s going to “say something.” Without breaking his gaze, he chuckles and adds, “Ya motherafuckin’ right. Think I won’t say something?” Then, with this just the slightest change in expression and a break in his voice, he pleads, “White folks, I didn’t mean that, I’m just playing. If you give me a chance…”

It pretty much encapsulated the brilliance of Bernie Mac’s stand-up (even though it takes place during an interlude with him shooting the shit with the other Kings of Comedy). It showcased everything the recently deceased comedian did best: talk a gang of shit, but still manage to be self-effacing. Mac was a monster at stand-up, and was the funniest part of a hilarious Kings of Comedy film. I remember almost falling out my seat in the theater laughing watching his riff on a child with a stutter, as wrong as that sounds. He had a pitch-perfect comic presence on stage, and an immense amount of talent that few properly harvested when he was on a set.

Most people are going to remember Mac for the Bernie Mac Show, which he earned based on the success of the Kings of Comedy stand-up tour and film. The show was based on an extended routine in his about him taking care of his sister’s kid, and it did a very good job at showing highly sanitized, but still pretty funny version of Bernie Mac. The show was initially pretty funny, and puttered along for six seasons, overstaying it’s welcome for about a season or two. Even though the show did a good job at showing the essentially wholesome guy underneath the biting wit and swagger, the comedic edge rapidly dulled, and it didn’t show how funny Mac could be.

Of the Def Comedy Jam alumni, in terms of sheer stand-up skill, Mac sat comfortably in the upper echelon in the upper-echelon. In fact, I’d probably rank him or #2 or #3, and #1, Dave Chappelle, didn’t get really good until years later. Regardless, Mac’s first appearance on Def Comedy Jam is one of the best routines ever broadcast on the show. Everyone who watched the routine and saw Mac in his Cross Color jacket and airbrushed-pants glory, probably agreed that he was a star in the making, and it was only a matter of time before Hollywood came calling.

And like most stand-up comedians that make it big, Mac began his film career doing time in a mish-mash of lousy comedies that gave him a chance to do his schtick. His track record during this initial phase was better than guys like Lewis Black and Dane Cook, but that’s not saying much. Still, he was hilarious as Uncle Vester in the atrocious House Party 3. He had a great scene as Officer Self Hatred in The Wayans Brothers’ Don’t Be a Menace (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_gVSl46xI&feature=related). And he was the only thing remotely watchable in stinkers like Player’s Club and How to Be a Player. Friday and Life were the only of these comedies that were any good. Oddly enough, early in his career Mac also had small parts of dramas like Walking Dead, Above the Rim, Get on the Bus, and the Only in America TV movie. The later two were pretty good, but, again, he was interesting in all of them.

The overall quality of films that Mac had roles in increased post Kings of Comedy, but few of these films did anything to capitalize on his talent. Bad Santa was a clear winner, a very funny film that he was very funny in. The Ocean’s trilogy were all good movies (fuck what y’all think, I like Ocean’s 12), but only the first one used Mac’s talents in any meaningful way. However, the less said about stuff like Head of State and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, the better. However, I am interested in seeing how Soul Men, which he stars in with Samuel L. Jackson, turns out.

What made Mac funny was a combination of manic energy and supreme focus (witness the “motherfucka” speech that caps off Kings of Comedy), all with an underlying rock-solid sincerity. Prime time T.V. captured the latter, but Hollywood never found a way to harness the other two. Truth is the attitude of Mac’s comedy was probably never going to translate well into the sitcom or conventional film medium.

I’m not one that believes stand-up comedians should toil in obscurity or live on the road for years in order to make ends meet. These guys gotta take whatever opportunities they get from Hollywood, and that’s fine by me. I’d just be happy if Mac was remembered more for what he was really good at that for what Hollywood tried to make him into. He was as talented of a stand-up comedian that been around in the past 20 years, and that’s a damn good legacy to have.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Got some partners I can count on...

Normally I hate "check out this cool YouTube video!!!! It's so clever and ironic!!!!1!!" posts, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

I remember first watching this on Sesame Street almost 30 years ago. When YouTube first debuted, it was one of the first things I looked for, but to no avail. I finally stumbled across it after seeing one of those YouTube splice jobs showing Bert and Erine singing M.O.P,'s "Ante Up." This is better.

If you want to see what made me happy when I was four or five years old, watch the clip. The whole thing is great to me, but the real money shot comes at 0:46.





COME ON! THEY'RE TAP-DANCING!!!

The first time I watched this was the pinnacle of my TV watching experience at the time, and it filled me with such complete joy. I really can't describe how funny my four or five-year-old self found this sketch.

I have no idea of this objectively stands up today, because I'm pretty biased. This is my favorite clip from Sesame Street of all time. Hands down. The Yip-Yip aliens come close, Bert "doing the Pigeon" is classic, and Captain Vegetable is brilliantly surreal. But this trumps them all. This clip literally had me watching Sesame Street for another year or so, in hopes that I would catch it again. I don't think I ever did.

And, to get into Uncle Jesse mode once again, I look forward to the day I can show this clip to my nephew. Hopefully when Jonah is old enough to watch and understand Sesame Street, he'll think it's as funny as I did. But if he doesn't, I may never speak to him again.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Oakland A’s a lil’ over halfway report


I was planning on writing this earlier in the week, closer to the actual half-way point of the Oakland A’s season, but losing back-to-back series against the Giants and the Angels left a bad taste in my mouth. Now, with a split with the White Sox, I’m feeling slightly less downbeat, despite their lame showing against the Pale Hose the last two games. As things stand right now, the team is 47-41, six games in back of the Angels for the division, and three and a half games in back of the Red Sox for the Wild Card. And Justin Duchscherer just got named to his second All-Star.

I feel fairly safe in saying I was a complete moron when I stated before the season started that the A’s were a sure bet for last place in the division and if they won 70 games, they should be happy. They aren’t going to lose more than the Mariners, and barring a pretty big meltdown, should not lose 92 games. However, a month or two into the season, I adjusted by predictions that this team could well go .500. And even though the A’s are playing above-0.500 ball, I’m not ready to continue to project upward.

This is still a pretty flawed team, particularly on the offensive side. Jack Cust is still playing everyday, despite going through one of his extended “I’m one of the worst players in the majors” periods during the season. He’s good for at least two of these. The reason he’s still playing everyday despite an extended slump is because our two other DHs, Frank Thomas and Mike Sweeney, are hurt and won’t be back until some indeterminate term after the all-star break, giving a severe lack of right-handed power. Daric Barton, who I hoped would hit at least 15 home runs, has so far hit three, and is hitting .227 to boot. Jack Hannahan still gets regular playing time and even hit lead-of for an extended period this season. There are some bright spots with the young talent in the form of Carlos Gonzalez and Kurt Suzuki. Meanwhile, is showing some decent power Mark Ellis and Bobby Crosby seems fully healthy. But I still wouldn’t put any confidence in the consistency of our offense.

The starting pitching looks more promising, as Duchscherer is having a great year and Harden looks really solid since coming back the DL. But even though Dana Eveland and Greg Smith continue to impress, they’ll likely hit their wall by August. I also have no hope for the A’s giving Blanton any sort of run support. Things continue like this, and I’m giving him a serious shot at hitting 20 losses, and dude really deserves better. The relief pitching is all over the place. I cringe whenever Keith Foulke and Alan Embree enter the game, and wish in vain that Santiago Casilla, Andrew Brown, and Joey Devine could all be healthy at the same time.

This isn’t a play-off team, or at least one that wouldn’t get blown out by any Division Leader in the League. One thing I can take heart in that with the team being competitive, Harden won’t be traded, and Beane might even shoot for a late July trade, just to stay in the mix. At least we won’t finish the season in the cellar.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

My 100 favorite movies from the past 25 years

So there’s been a good amount of chatter since Entertainment Weekly released its list issue, featuring the best of everything entertainment related in the past 25 years. Much like Paul Wall, it indeed has the whole Internet going nuts. And much like the short-lived “People’s Champ,” it’s largely stupid. The merits of the lists have been argued in deep philosophical fashion by many. My buddy over at Check the FIen Print wrote about the "Best 100 films of the best 25 years" quite eloquently.

I don’t do eloquence, unless it’s particularly self-serving. However, I do have an affinity for lists, so I made my own, for no other reason than to spend time to do something else when I should be studying technical editing.

For this list, I didn’t base the rankings on any great importance and impact on the history of film since 1983. These are just based on what I enjoyed.

So, Jesse Ducker's 100 favorite films from the last 25 years:

1. Goodfellas
2. Do the Right Thing
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Miller’s Crossing
6. Midnight Run
7. Shawshank Redemption
8. Three Kings
9. City of God
10. Back to the Future
11. Ran
12. Dark City
13. Blood Simple
14. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
15. Hoop Dreams
16. Fresh
17. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
18. City of Hope
19. Princess Monoke
20. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
21. Schindler’s List
22. Dazed and Confused
23. Before Sunrise
24. Quiz Show
25. Reservoir Dogs
26. Platoon
27. LA Confidential
28. Lone Star
29. Deep Cover
30. Se7en
31. Raising Arizona
32. Untouchables
33. Menace to Society
34. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
35. Memento
36. Big Lebowski
37. Ghostbusters
38. Saving Private Ryan
39. Crimes and Misdemeanors
40. The Usual Suspects
41. Finding Nemo
42. The Incredibles
43. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
44. This is Spinal Tap
45. Casino
46. Children of Men
47. In the Name of the Father
48. A Fish Called Wanda
49. Short Cuts
50. Toy Story
51. The Lion King
52. Kingpin
53. Out of Sight
54. Searching For Bobby Fischer
55. True Romance
56. Beverly Hills Cop
57. Bullets Over Broadway
58. Coming to America
59. Malcolm X
60. Heat
61. Monsters Inc.
62. Aliens
63. Fight Club
64. Say Anything
65. Black Hawk Down
66. No Country For Old Men
67. Unforgiven
68. Boogie Nights
69. Full Metal Jacket
70. Terminator 2
71. Pan’s Labrynth
72. Terminator
73. Princess Bride
74. Silence of the Lambs
75. Rushmore
76. Toy Story 2
77. Royal Tennenbaums
78. The Departed
79. Trading Places
80. Purple Rain
81. Trainspotting
82. Traffic
83. The Fugitive
84. The Big Night
85. The Limey
86. Fletch
87. Carlito’s Way
88. Donnie Brasco
89. Collateral
90. Batman Begins
91. 28 Days Later
92. Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
93. Amelie
94. Heavenly Creatures
95. Die Hard
96. Old Boy
97. Dead Man Walking
98. Jackie Brown
99. Master and Commander
100. Silverado



And here’s another 20 movies I couldn’t fit it but felt like listing anyway, in no particular order.

Nixon
Being John Malkovich
Ghost World
Casualties of War
Minority Report
Good Will Hunting
Sixteen Candles
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Big Trouble in Little China
Breakfast Club
Hunt for Red October
Crimson Tide
Unbreakable
Sexy Beast
Bring Out the Dead
Bugsy
JFK
Layer Cake
The Inside Man
Battle Royale
Infernal Affairs

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Sign of the Times

A few weeks back I bitched about feeling old when I went to concerts. That was mostly because my legs hurt like Hell and most of the people that attend them are born after 1983. Well, now I feel too old for an entirely different reason: I can’t stay awake.

In about two days I’m going to turn 33 years old. In the grand scheme of things, that’s not really that old, but I sure feel otherwise. I’m sitting here, now, typing this, even though just an hour ago I was out in San Francisco at concert. A concert I left just as it was starting, because I was about to pass out from exhaustion.

Some background: this Monday I started a new job as a tech writer at a Bay Area pharmaceutical company, which requires 8 to 5 shifts every day. So it goes. But a few weeks ago, before I had the job, I said agreed interview Dilated Peoples for STASH Magazine at a concert they were doing in San Francisco. Now, this week has been inordinately busy for me, with a night class on Monday and an A’s game last night, and as a result I’m a hair away from burn out before I can even bother celebrating my this weekend. But I knew I had to be a responsible adult and interview Dilated. Besides, I’ve met them once or twice, and they’re genuine cool people.

So I drive out to SF after coming back from work and briefly relaxing on my living room futon, zoning out while the NBA draft plays out on ESPN (Anthony Randolph is probably a decent pick, but he needs to gain like 100 pounds). After getting to the venue, I hook up with my editors and the photographers, and do the interview. That works out peachy: Dilated are really cool and the interview goes well, despite (or because of) the fact that Evidence spends a lot time trying to bullshit me with tales of how they’re going to sign with Jay-Z and be on Roc-A-La-Familia 3 album. On a side note, I find that rappers are always excellent at lying with a straight face. After the interview is over, Nino and Arlene, editors/publishers of STASH, ask me if I’m going to stay for the show, and I pause for a sec. I’ve got work in the morning, complete with an 8 a.m. conference call with someone on the east coast. Only ten years ago though, this would have a no-brainer: I would have decided In an instant that I could stay for the entire show, get a max of four hours of sleep, and been chipper as Hell for the early morning call. Now I’m not so sure.

I decide to give it a shot, and hang around for a lil’ bit. But as soon as the first ac hits the stage, any remnants of energy I may possess leave me body. And it has nothing to do with the act that was on stage: I was just fricking exhausted. I could barely keep my eyes open. Shoot, I can barely keep my eyes open now typing this blog entry.

I knew this was coming: many people I’ve known tell me that the first thing to go with age is ability to stay up late. A part of people is annoyed with myself for not sticking around, and laments that I’m not still in S.F. right now watching Dilated Peoples and Aceyalone perform instead of typing t this. But a larger part of me really needs the sleep.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Summer Music Madness



Summer officially begins tomorrow, although just about every state in the Union has already been suffering through stifling heat. In music there’s always been an obsession with summer albums and summer tours, and in hip-hop, there’s always been a strange obsession with a “summer banger,” a universally loved song that comes out near the beginning of each summer that can presumably be heard in every car throughout June, July, and August. The idea never made that much sense to me, to tell you the truth. I’m a man of habit who likes to return to old standards and tradition. There are a few albums that I always associate with summer that I also try to come back to when June rolls around. And wile the list of these albums grows each year, there are always some albums that I have to play.

So, below are a few examples of stuff I listen to when the weather gets hot. I tried to stay away from obviously stuff or albums with obvious titles. And most of these albums are still in print and readily available should you choose to check them out.



Pete Rock & CL Smooth – Mecca and the Soul Brother
This one is sort of obvious, but it epitomizes summer music for me. I remember going to the sadly departed Leopold’s Records early on a Wednesday morning and buying this before I had to take my Art History final, the last final of my junior year. Considering how much I tried to stay focused about taking my finals, it shows how much I felt I NEEDED this album that I went to buy before my final started. Despite the fact that side-trip to the record store required me to park pretty far from my high school, the distance likely leading to some asshole breaking one of my car’s windows (only to steal absolutely nothing), it was worth it. After sliding that tape into my car stereo that June afternoon, I don’t think it left the deck until July. I’d compulsively listen to Side A, flip it, throw on Side B, rinse, repeat.

There was a time I knew every note of that 87-minute album, from “Return of the Mecca” (still my favorite song on the album) to “Skinz,” and all the interludes in-between. It’s the perfect marriage of one MC and one producer: CL Smooth sounds perfect rhyming over Pete Rock’s beats, and Pete Rock’s beats sound like they were creating perfectly for CL’s lyrics. It’s among my ten favorite albums ever, and as soon as I see I cloudless sky in late May, Mecca and the Soul Brother gets played.



The Studio One and Trojan Records collections
It’s probably the association with the tropical island of Jamaica that makes these collections sounds so good during the summer months. For those who don’t know, Studio One and Trojan Records were two of the preeminent record labels, for Jamaican music, pioneers in the realms of reggae, dancehall, ska, and dub. Studio One, founded by “Coxsone” Dodd and considered by some as the Motown Records of Jamaica. Trojan Records was actually a British record label that specialized in distributing reggae, dancehall, ska, and the like across the pond. Both are best known today for reissuing collections of their music, which was mostly made and originally released during the 1970s.

For the last week or so, I’ve begun my annual revisiting of the Studio One albums, listening to them on my iPod while driving from place to place. I bought the first one, Studio One: Rockers, back in 2001; the album served as kind of a “sampler” for what the label had released in its hey day, with subsequent compilations are loosely built around a theme or “style,” like say, “DJs,” or “Roots” or “Scorcher,” etc. Regardless of the “style,” there’s still something about the rumbling bass and the skanking grooves the make songs like The Brentford All-Stars “Greedy G” ideal for rolling down the highway on a sunny day. Studio One still reissues compilations, but the prices seem to be increasing. I remember the first batch cost the same as a regular CD, the newer ones seem to be selling for more than $20. Frickin' imports.

With Trojan Records’ compilations, I never have to worry about consistency price: the three CD, 50-song “box-sets” consistently cost around $17.99. But at the same time, you get what you pay: a hastily thrown together collection of 50 tracks even more loosely based around a “theme,” with shoddy packaging and little effort thrown into their production. Personally, I don’t make care about the shoddy production and album “construction.” I’ve loaded 12 of these box-sets into my 200-CD player, and on a lazy summer weekend afternoon, I push play on my CD player, lay down on my futon with a glass of lemonade, and pretend I’m listening to commercial free Jamaican radio.




Johnny Five – Summer
I said I was going to TRY to avoid choices with obvious names; I made no guarantees. I have no idea who the hell Johnny Five, the hip-hop artist, is. I don’t’ know, what, if anything, he’s done before or since this album dropped in 2004. Sure, I just know he’s likely not the talking robot that starred in two movies with Fisher Stevens doing glorified blackface.

I vaguely remember getting Summer sent to me by some publicist. I also remember sweating out the hot afternoons in my second floor room of a shared apartment in San Jose, during the misbegotten period of my life when I lived in the South Bay, listening to this album. I probably also can’t tell you why I like it so much; Johnny Five is not a very good rapper. He’s pretty corny to tell you the truth. It’s probably the beats that makes this sucker such a winner, with the mellow vibes the songs create set my adrift on memory bliss.


Bone Thug N Harmony – E. 1999 Eternal
I know people stereotype summer music is “light” or “airy” or happy in some way, and E. 1999 is exactly the opposite of all that: It’s dark, creepy, and filled with gun talk and homicide. Still, I can’t remember the last time I listened to this album when the calendar didn’t read June, July, or August. The heavy murkiness of tracks like “Down 71,” “No Shorts, No Losses,” “Die Die Die,” “Mo’ Murda” are aural versions of the oppressive summer heat, while “Budsmokaz Only,” “Mr. Bill Collector,” “Buddah Lovaz,” and the once-ubiquitous “First of the Month” all have an odd ethereal quality. And the whole thing sounds damn good when driving wherever during the small hours of the night.



The “middle” period BBE albums: DJ Spinna – Here to There, DJ Jazzy Jeff – The Magnificent, King Britt – Adventures in Lo-Fi.
These are a set of albums I associate with my misbegotten years I spent in the South Bay, particular the summer of 2003. A year before I heard Summer, I spent many a July night sweating in my west-facing room in the apartment. West-faced room plus heat rising = a lousy combination. Still, these three albums particularly Here to There, frequently relaxed me.

The basic behind these albums released by BBE (Barely Breaking Even) Records was to showcase hip-hop producers. The label would give them relative carte blanche to put together an album showcasing their production skills, and let them pair up with MCs, singer, vocalists, etc. the felt like working with. The first two releases in the series, J Dilla and Pete Rock, were honestly pretty boring. Which was disappointing for me, considering those are two of my favorite producers ever. But when the second wave of albums hit in 2003, they really found their groove. All three albums were a strange brew of hip-hop, neo-soul, electronica, and house. And considering I tend to hate the later three of those genres, it’s amazing I like these three albums so much. All three producers created music that sounded great when MCs like Bahamida, Last Emperor, Freddie Foxxx, Quasimoto, and Apani B. Fly MC were rapping over it, and just as good when soul singer Jill Scott was doing spoken word to it. These were a good combination.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

All hail Jonah



See this little guy? He’s my nephew, Jonah. Jonah Joaquin Netburn-Ducker, to be exact. He was born almost a month and a half ago, on April 28. Cute, ain’t he? And see how he’s giving the thumb’s up while he’s asleep? Absolutely adorable. I love him. I maintain he’s the cutest baby ever born. My father backs me up on this, and he’s a pediatrician that’s seen thousands of babies over his career. So if anyone should know, it’s him.

I don’t have any deep thoughts to share now that I’m an uncle, other than I feel sort of generally happier. I feel indifferent the odd “Uncle Jesse” pop-culture association that comes with this, via either Dukes of Hazard or Full House. But I know the next “Jesse and the Rippers” joke I get is gonna set me off. Still, I occasionally think about what “kind” of uncle I’m going to be. But regardless, I’m just happy to see the little guy whenever I can. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Cool Kids The Bake Sale EP Review



Grade: B-

There’s this whole world of ’80s worshipping hipster hip-hop that I’m only now becoming aware of. It’s created by Eighties babies who were probably only vaguely aware of crews like Run-DMC and the Juice Crew while growing up, but now make music that draws heavily form the aesthetic that they created. One of the most well known of these young up and comers are the Cool Kids, a Chicago-based duo made up of Chuck Inglish and Mikey Rock. They’ve spent the better part of year bubbling on the mixtape and MySpace scene, before touring to spread the word. The Bake Sale EP is their first official release.

I’m generally all for “throwback” hip-hop that harkens back to the days of yesteryear before MTV and Sprite and ringtones. I’d hazard to say I’m even more in favor of “throwback” rap than most, but like everything else, it’s not that you do it, but how you do it. I’ll even give the Cool Kids credit: everything they do on The Bake Sale EP sounds like authentic late 1980s hip-hop. The problem is even though the crew went through great lengths to make the music and lyrics sound legit, the results often sound empty and soulless.

Well, that’s not completely fair: the beats, provided by Chuck Inglish, are quite good. The snares pop, the kicks hit, and the bass rumbles, evoking the solid boom-bap of the era they pay homage to with their music. On the EP’s opener, “What Up Man,” Chuck creates a beat “with my mouth and bell,” resulting in one of their more entertaining tracks. Chuck is good crafting the slow-as-molasses muddy-thump of the era, shown on “Gold and a Pager” and “Jingling.” The beat on “What It Is” has the energy of the 110+ BPM beats that littered 12”s put out by obscure artists from NY and NJ, while “Bassment Party” unashamedly evokes 2 Live Crew’s heyday, without the overt demands for oral sex

It’s lyrical end where the Cool Kids falter. For a pair of MCs that proclaim to be the “new Black version of the Beastie Boys,” they’re awfully boring on the mic. Their anti-hipster/swagger-jacker anthem, “A Little Bit Cooler,” really isn’t as interesting as they seem to think it is. There’s a couple of bright spots, found in the goofy-fun of the aforementioned “What Up Man” and “Bassment Party,” and a verse or two on “88,” but the majority of their lyrics disappear into a fog of Cooley High and vague old school references.

As much as I’d like to commend the Cool Kids for their good intentions, I can’t. I feel bad knocking them because they’re largely innocuous, but there’s little beyond their beats that make them interesting in any way.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

It’s All Over Now Baby Blue


Well, the primary season is finally over, and while it overstayed its welcome, at least the system worked. I just returned from voting in the “proper” California primary (like everyone else, we bumped up the presidential primary to be more “important”), but while I was there to vote against some sort of proposition that would limit rent control or something, the good voters of Montana and South Dakota were casting their votes for the presidential candidate of their choice. They, of course, are the final two states to so. And now, finally, it appears the Barack Obama has secured the Democratic presidential nomination. Hilary Clinton is supposed to give a speech tonight In New York, not to actually concede, but just to acknowledge that Obama has enough delegates to earn the nomination. That’s awfully big of her.

While we all know that the writing has been on the wall for at least a month or so, now with all 50 states and miscellaneous territories voting, there’s no way to explain away Barack’s victory. Some months ago, I wrote here that I was annoyed that states as inconsequential as Iowa and New Hampshire had a disproportionate amount of pull when it came to deciding who would run for president in November. Well, my wish came true. Every single state, including the one’s who’s delegates only sorta get counted, had some sort of impact in deciding who got the Democratic nomination. Even Puerto Rico, normally an afterthought, had an impact was it’s fairly anemic turnout. So never let it be said the Barack wasn’t the people’s choice.

Admittedly, the process wasn’t always pretty. There was a lot of dirt, false accusations, and other general bullshit thrown around (mostly by the Senator of NY and her supporters), and I wish people who should know better conduct themselves with a little more dignity and class, but Obama has emerged form the whole process pretty intact. Likely nothing came out during the primary process that wouldn’t have come out anyway, and the same stupid rumors linger, but I imagine he’ll get as fair a shake as African-American man with the name of Obama can expect to get to in this country. Now comes the tough part.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Sick of Standing Room Only

I could feel it coming when I was 22. I was in San Francisco, walking back to my car with a group of my friends after a concert. I turned to my buddy Talib and said, “Man, my legs hurt like hell. All this damn standing. I’m going to start bringing crutches to these shows.” Then after dropping everyone off, I went home and lay down, legs aching through the night.

Over a decade later, I don’t need crutches, but it’s becoming really, really clear I’ve gotten too old for the shit. I’d say 90% of the hip-hop shows I go to these days unfold the same way. They are held take place in an overcrowded club, with standing room only. If the act is any sort of popular, the place is completely packed, with each person having maybe six inches of personal space around him/her. The ventilation sucks, yet everyone’s smoking. The sound stinks. The acts are late. The venue’s staff is disorganized. The security working the event are jerks. Everything is overpriced. And not to sound too much like a geezer, but damn everyone there was born in the mid-’80s.

The Dizzee Rascal/El-P show I went to a few nights ago encapsulated a lot of the dumb shit I have to put up with whenever I go to a show these days. First, doors opened late (at 9:30 instead of 9 p.m.; the half hour makes a difference in terms of crowd control). Then the venue’s staff and security acted like jerks. Then I found out even though I was supposed to have passes to the show, I somehow wasn’t on the list. Then the stage area of the rather crowded venue didn’t open until like 10 p.m. Once I finally positioned myself stage right near the front of the stage, I looked around I saw I was surrounded by increasingly drunk young twentysomethings who’d probably turn the show into a moshing/slam-pit extravaganza. At that point I had a moment of clarity, where I realized there was no logical reason why I needed to watch this show near the front of the stage, standing for three hours while packed in like sardines with obnoxious jerks

Even after I moved to the balcony with a couple of friends of mine I ran into while there, the show was still plagued with problems. The first act, Busdriver, didn’t go on until 11 p.m., and his set was sabotaged by sound problems. To their credit, both El-P and Dizzee Rascal rocked their respective sets, but the delays in-between acts seemed interminable. There’s no logical reason why a Wednesday night show should end after 2 a.m.

Maybe I’m just grouchy because 36 hours later, my legs still hurt and one of my good shirts wreaks of cigarette smoke. But I’m starting to have more and more lingering thoughts that I should just give up the hip-hop show game entirely. My legs will probably thank me.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Sharper the Ever: Dizzee Rascal hits the U.S.


The following is an expanded version of an article I wrote for SF Weekly.


Regional scenes are the engines that drive mainstream U.S. hip-hop today. For every Kanye West, there’s 20 Souljah Boys, artists that make regional hits that have translated into financial and Billboard success. Yet American audiences have yet to really embrace many hip-hop artists from overseas. Case in point: Dizzee Rascal, a savage MC from East London who’s still unknown to many U.S. hip-hop heads.

Rascal broke out of the U.K.’s Grime/Garage scene of the early ’00s, a movement that spawned breakout artists like M.I.A., Lady Sovereign, and The Streets. Dizzee started off much like other grime artists; MCing on pirate radio stations and at raves and underground venues since he was 15. He rapped with a heavy cockney accent, and filling his rhymes with native slang, and flowing over beats that sounded like (and often were) generated from a video-game console. He first achieved acclaim in 2003 with the songs “Fix Up, Look Sharp” and “I Luv U,” and his debut album Boy in Da Corner. “Fix Up” was a Top 20 hit on the U.K. charts and Boy in the Da Corner was awarded the Mercury Prize, an annual award given to the best album released from the U.K. and Ireland. The album also earned him attention in the U.S., as Rolling Stone named Boy in Da Corner one of the 50 best albums of the year. In 2004, he released his follow-up, Showtime, which debuted on the U.K. charts at #8 and solidified himself as the star of U.K. hip-hop.

Despite Dizzee’s continued success in the U.K., his lyrical ferocity is known by a select few in the U.S. This might be due to the fact British hip-hop hasn’t always been the most user-friendly. MCs rapping at warp speed with a thick British accent sound completely unfamiliar to the average mainstream listener. Furthermore, in a climate where listeners are already inundated by hip-hop from every region of the U.S., it’s pretty easy for overseas MCs to get lost in the shuffle.

“America has the best of what the world has to offer when it comes to hip-hop,” Rascal acknowledges. If a 20-year-old from Oakland is able to identify with the sentiment behind the lyrics of a southerner like Lil’ Wayne, it’s not much of a stretch that the same person can identify with the raw reality Dizzee expresses on his albums. “People are willing to listen to something new,” he adds.

Dizzee hopes the U.S. release of his latest album, Maths and English, will put his name in the hearts of minds of American hip-hop heads. Sonically, Maths + English is much more straight-ahead hip-hop album than he’s previous releases, both musically and lyrically. “I worked a lot more on my flow, so it was easier to follow,” Dizzee says. “I still use a lot of slang, but I just slowed things down a bit so people could understand what the fuck I was saying.” He exhibits a more deliberate flow on Math’s opener “World Outside,” a mellow, introspective track where he explains why he’s has to remove himself from the London hood life to make positive moves in his life.

The production manages to sound both grimy and accessible. And while some of the songs are crafted to sound more “familiar” to American listeners, sporting traditional drum breaks and the occasion soul sample, the album still retains its British feel, as his frenetic Garage sensibilities are still apparent on songs like “Sirens” and “Temptation.” It’s a middle ground that both Dizzee and his new record label, indie hip-hop juggernaut record label Definitive Jux, hope progressive hip-hoppers will embrace.

“I think it’s a dope, new, relevant sound for America, and the shit is really edgy,” says El-P, Definitive Jux’s owner and an artist on the label. “It’s hard not to put on [Maths + English] and not want to punch someone in the face. But I make music that sounds like that, so maybe I’m biased.”

El-P says he feels the time is now right for this album. He’s known Dizzee for years, and has turned his friendship with the Brit into a musical partnership. The two are hitting the road together now as Rascal launches his first tour to the U.S. in three years.

“Working with Def Jux was the best situation take get the album out in the U.S.,” Dizzee says. “They’re at the top when it comes to putting out independent, cutting edge hip-hop.”

It took to a year for Maths + English to get a proper U.S. release on April 28. Previously XL Records had only made the album available digitally. The American version has three new tracks, including an El-P produced remix to “Where’s Da G’s?” featuring UGK. Dizzee first met Bun at the 2003 South By Southwest music festival, and the two became first friends. Bun has since completely embraced Dizzee’s efforts to blow up stateside.

El-P has nothing but glowing things to say about his experience working with Bun B. “He was so cool and knew everything about me and [Def Jux],” he says. “He’s the prototype for the open-minded mainstream MC.”

Sadly, “Pussyole (Oldskool),” one of the best songs from the original release didn’t make it to the U.S. While Dizzee was able to clear the James Brown samples in the U.K. (where sample clearance laws are different), Dizzee says the protracted dispute over Brown’s estate prevented the track from making the U.S. version of the album.

Dizzee is ready for Math + English to launch him into the American mainstream, and he’s not at all sentimental towards his years in the U.K. underground.

“Yeah, I really miss getting jerked for my money at shows, dealing with dodgy promoters, and always having to watch my back when I’m at a club,” Rascal deadpans.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The God is Back


The Big Hurt is back in the building, bitch!

Yes, the God of DH’s is back in the Oakland Area. Frank Thomas, first ballot hall-of-famer, and one of the best players of my era to ever have played, just re-signed with the A’s today, and I’m happy as a clam.

Big Frank absolutely carried the offense during the A’s 2006 season, the one were they made it to the ALCS. It’s true that he’s about a year and a half older since then, and some speculate that he’s lost his swing while in Toronto. However, he’s a welcome edition to the team. He’s still got power, he still gets on base, and he’s cheap. He fits in well with the line-up, giving them the potential power right-handed hitter that they’ve always lacked, except the last time he was on the team. While Mike Sweeney still seems capable of hitting for average, his productive days for hitting jacks seem like they’re in the past. And Thomas’ presence hopefully prophesizes the end of Jack Cust’s association with the team, at least on the major league level. I’ve got no complaints here.

It caps off a weird couple of days for the days, where the team also signed Rajai Davis, who, despite going 3 for 5 today, will probably serve mostly as a pinch-runner. So we’re putting together a weird team, that despite having three DHs on the roster, also sports pinch-runners, pinch-hitters, defensive substitutions, and whatever. Hell, the A’s even stole a base and ran a hit and run last night. This season continues to be interesting.

I’m going to refrain from making wild predictions that may result from this move. This is still a team that could hit a wall in a lot of areas as the spring turns to summer. But I feel like with this $300,000 move, the A’s at least have decided that they’re not going to flee from a successful season if it comes their way.

Friday, April 18, 2008

The Diplomats: Harlem Classics




Grade: B/B+

Yesterday, I took a looked at the somewhat brief history of the Dipset/Diplomats crew. In attempts to keep the crew alive, or maybe just make a little more money out of the crew’s music, Duke Da God, the former A&R/Director of Marketting of Diplomats record, has released the Harlem Classics compilation. The 74-minute album is a collection of 22 songs by various members of the crew that never saw a proper release. Most of these tracks could only be heard on mixtapes by New York-based DJs like Kay Slay or Clue, usually ruined by the self-important pair screaming “Exclusive!” or “New Shit!” all over them. Without the DJ noise, Harlem Classics is an interesting look at what could have been.

Just looking at the CD packaging points to legal problems with who can use the Dipset and Diplomats name and logo. The name “Dipset” or “Diplomats” appears no where on the CD’s packaging. The liner notes make allusions the songs on the album are from “the hottest group out of Harlem,” without ever mentioning their name. And this album is being put out by the guy who runs their website. It’s also pretty clear that Duke Da God is probably on the outs with Cam’Ron, because despite Cam appearing on the vast majority of the songs on the CD, his name also appears nowhere on the CD’s packaging. The cover boasts that Harlem Classics features Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, JR Writer, Hell Rell, SAS and “many more.” Yeah, like Cam’Ron, the guy with four gold records to his name and actually started the crew. He might be a selling point.

The actual music is pretty darn good. Throughout Harlem Classics, Dipset members flex the swagger, witty wordplay, and rhyme patterns that earned them their appeal. Cam and Santana, the most talented members of the crew (Zoolander and the Zoo Keeper, respectively, in Cam’s words), shine the brightest on the album, displaying their lyrical dexterity on tracks like “What’s Really Good,” “You’re Gonna Love Me,” “Your Way,” and “The Answer.” JR Wrtier have his moments too, shining on tracks like “Magic” and “Don’t Fool With the Dips.” On the later he drops a ruthless verse over a warped electric guitar and DJ scratches; unfortunately B-teamers like Hell Rell and 40 Cal add nothing to the song. Jim Jones is pretty uniformly awful throughout the album; he should have stuck to doing ad-libs.

Truth be told, it’s better that this album was released independently: many of the songs on Harlem Classics would have been ruined by a major label. Most would never the light of day on a major label release day to sample clearance issues alone. Tracks sample Pilot (“Magic”), the Jackson 5 (“Did You Miss Me?”), Prince (“The Slaughter”), the Coming to America soundtrack (“What’s Really Good”), and ESPN theme music (“Halftime Show”). The best song on the album, “From Bottom to Top” by Juelz Santana, featuring Styles of Beyond, Celph Titled, and Fort Minor (none are in Dipset), samples the guitar intro to Guns ‘N’ Roses’ “Sweet Child O’ Mine”; No way anyone hears this song on anything except a mixtape.

Maybe it was the best thing for the Dipset to remain a slight about street level crew, dropping heaters to be heard by those who were really dedicated. It’s better than where they are now, a few years removed from “Where are they now?” status.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Keep it Moving: a look back at Dipset aka The Diplomats




The Diplomats aka Dipset are one of the more intriguing hip-hop crews of the rather young 21st century. The Harlem-based crew is a product of Uptown New York gang/drug dealing culture, and started making noise as a collective sometime around 2002 or 2003. Featuring MCing talents from the likes of Cam’Ron, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana, the group had strong ties to Dame Dash, one of the founders (along with Jay-Z-) of Roc-A-Fella Records and was best known for it’s irreverent attitude and swagger. Cam’Ron and Jim Jones are both record industry vets. Cam was in the Children of the Corn crew in the early ’90s, and had three gold records to his name before Dipset was on the map. The legend is that if Biggie Smalls hadn’t have been killed in 1996, we would formed a “super-group” called “The Commission” with Cam’Ron, Jay-Z, and Charlie Baltimore.

Tracks by the Diplomats were heavy on witty rhymes, sped-up soul samples, and shit-talking. Oh, and there was always an abundance of talk about “moving the movement.” The Dipset movement that is. There’s apparently some difference between the Diplomats crew and the Dipset movement, but it’s too convoluted for me to explain or understand. Regardless, the Diplomats/Dipset put out a string of well-received mixtapes in the last five years, most notably Diplomatic Immunity and Diplomatic Immunity 2. The group earned a strong online following, with listeners from around the world embracing their witty rhymes back-to-basics approach to music.

Listening to most Dipset tracks, it’s obvious the guys were always having fun in the studio. Sure, they did corny stuff like rhyme over “They Built This City on Rock and Roll” by Starship, but their slang, swagger, ad-libs, background vocals, and general shit-talking were the stuff of legend. Aside from Cam and Juelz, none of them were really that good rappers, but they were always entertaining as Hell. The Diplomats were also notorious through rap beefs with artists like Mase and Nas, and their four-minute plus rants against them on their mixtapes of the stuff of magic. At the height of their popularity, Dipset affiliates started pooping up in Canada and England, and they even started their own skating crew. Cam’Ron’s Purple Haze album went gold and the NY Football Giants adopted Jim Jones’ “We Fly High” as its unofficial theme song during the 2006-07 season.

It’s rap beef that ultimately sunk the crew. Around 2005, as Jay-Z was named president of Def Jam records while still enjoying his “retirement,” Cam’Ron signed to Asylum Records and began to start promoting his new album, Killa Season. He simultaneously began promoting a direct-to-DVD film of the same name, which he starred in and directed. The latter wasn’t that much of a stretch: Cam’Ron had actually earned a lil’ critical acclaim with a supporting role in the film Paid in Full. So in hopes of gaining a little more publicity for the album and movie, Cam’Ron started playing up a rift between him and Jay-Z, claiming that Shawn Carter has left the hood behind from the board room and wasn’t a “real” representative of the streets. Dame Dash basically took Cam’s side, claiming Jigga had left him behind as he climbed the ladder to further success. Cam’Ron started recording dis tracks aimed at Jay-Z, started bragging that he was basically stalking Beyonce via text message, insulting Jigga for wearing sandals in public, and called him a “camel” whenever possible. The whole thing seemed orchestrated to elicit an angry response from Jay-Z, which would ultimately boost Cam’Ron’s record sales. Hey, it worked for 50 Cent. It was clear that Cam saw all this dissing as Dipset’s ticket the Big Boys Table.

The problem was, throughout all the antics, Jay-Z publicly ignored Cam’Ron. And in the end, none of Cam’Ron’s blustering connected at all with his audience. No one cared, because most of his core audience liked Jay-Z’s music, and why do they want to hear him rail against one of their favorite rappers, “retired” or not. The proof was in the sales: Killa Season sold over 110,000 units in the first week, and then completely disappeared from the public consciousness. The DVD, as expected, was an embarrassment. Jim Jones, Cam’Ron’s “capo,” made some noise with “We Fly High,” but once Jay-Z un-retired and released Kingdom Come in late 2006, (complete a few pointed disses towards Cam’Ron, without actually mentioning him by name), and it sold 680,000 units in the first week, it was pretty clear who the people had chosen.

Things went completely off the rails for Dipset during 2007. Cam’Ron apparently didn’t learn from his failed Jay-Z beef, and decided to go after 50 Cent, someone who sold just about as many records and was (at the time) just as respected on the “streets.” Unlike Jay-Z, 50 Cent was happy to oblige Cam’Ron in a rap battle; after all, similar beefs are what made 50 Cent who he is today. After a few lame rounds of battle tracks by each of them, Cam’Ron proclaimed it was going to be “a long hot summer” or 50, and then promptly disappeared from the public eye. He’s yet to resurface from seclusion; he’s apparently in Columbus, Ohio, though he released the Public Enemy #1 mixtape in late 2007/early 2008.

Now, for all intents and purposes, the Diplomats are no longer a functioning group. Jim Jones hasn’t recorded much music of note since “Ballin’,” his next album went completely un-noticed. This is likely because besides being very charismatic while talking shit, he’s actually a terrible rapper. Jones popped up in late 2007 to claim that he, not Jay-Z, should have been the one to record the unofficial “American Gangster” soundtrack, due to his Harlem roots. He recently aligned himself with 50 Cent. Juelz Santana, once signed to Def Jam Records and one of the more lyrically talented members of the group, has been quiet since his solo debut, What the Game is Missing. Diplomat b-teamers like JR Writer, Hell Rell and 40 Cal, have all released albums that few besides hardcore Dipset fans have noticed.

Mostly, the crew has been beefing with each other. There are rumors of money mismanagement, court battles over who between Cam’Ron and Jim Jones owns the Diplomats’ name and logo, and general ill will. During Cam’Ron/50 beef in 2007, Jim Jones told a New York radio personality that to say he hadn’t spoken to Cam’Ron in a year, but held him no ill will. Cam’Ron later responded that he wished Jim Jones the best, but was a little surprised that he chose to run with 50 Cent.

Personally, I’m not sure if Dipset ever could have been as big and successful commercially as, say, G-Unit, but they definitely had more talented, made better music, and were more entertaining than many of what pass hip-hop “super-crews” these days. For my next entry, I’ll take a quick look at one of their newest releases, which is actually filled with material from their salad days.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Le Bien, Le Mal



It’s a bittersweet day for me as a Bay Area sports fan. The bitter is quite bitter, as the Golden State Warriors were officially eliminated from making the play-offs yesterday, despite being on track to win 49 games. We’re going to miss the play-offs despite winning 49 games. I can’t imagine a universe for the NBA where that makes any sense. Add to the facts that this team was better in damn near every way than last year’s team, which made the second round of the play-offs. While we might not have been able to do it again this year, we’d have been a tough play-off challenge for the Lakers or the Hornets or whoever ends up in first place of the conference. Mostly, the whole situation makes me want to say FUCK DAVID STERN for suspending S. Jax for the first six games of the season. I hate playing the “if” game, but if he been playing, I imagine we’d over been able to win three, two, or even one of those games, and we’d have made the play-offs.

As for the sweet, THE A’S HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN THE A.L.!!!! 9-5!!!! FIRST PLACE IN THE DVISION!!! YEAH BITCH!!!!

This is all the more bizarre when you consider the circumstances: Two-thirds of the top- of-the-rotation are on the DL, we're unable to hit a long-ball, our team’s power-hitter isn’t hitting half his weight, and our third-baseman still hasn't played a game. And yet, the Red Sox and Cliff Fucking Lee account for our only losses so far. Go figure.

Sadly, I suspect my happiness will be fleeting. This is nice and surprising team and all, but I’m not going to fool myself into thinking this team is any sort of contender to make the play-offs or seriously make things interesting down the stretch. The young pitching looks pretty damn good right now, but these guys can expect some trouble as the season goes on, the throw more innings than they ever have before, and the hitters start to figure them out. Besides, we aren’t going anywhere if Harden stays injured all year, and yeah, I’ve seen this movie before. The A’s will start to swoon in June and July, and then we’ll get into trade the veterans mode. I’ll adjust my predictions from 72 wins to say we may flirt with a 0.500 record. Beyond that, I expect my fan experience is likely to continue to be fraught with frustration and disappointment.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Rapping Dinosaurs are cool!



Baby Loves Hip-Hop: Dino 5
Grade: Not really applicable.



Rapping Dinosaurs are cool!

Baby Loves Hip-Hop: Dino 5
Grade: Not really applicable.

When I was five years old, my favorite record was called “Dinosaurs.” It had a fairly simple premise: it featured five or six songs about different dinosaurs and their distinguishing characteristics, each song recorded in a different musical style. Traditional stuff mostly, nothing with any sort of edge to it. The b-side of the record even had instrumentals, presumably for kids to sing along too. Not that I ever did much singing: I mostly danced around my parent’s living room while listening to the record. I tended to do that a lot.

Dinosaur-based entertainment has long to been a sure-fire way to entertain and even educate kids. It can be cute, or overly cloying and obnoxious. But the kids always love it. So up steps semi-famous Baby Loves Music label, with their first foray into rap: baby Loves Hip-Hop: Dino 5. The project was created and written by a guy named Adam Hurwitz, and produced by Prince Paul, one of the five best hip-hop producers of all time. The album tells the tale of five friendly dino-kids who form a band to perform in their elementary school’s talent show. I feel a little weird reviewing a kid’s CD, but I was compelled to cop this sucker due to the involvement of Prince Paul. And I can’t say I was disappointed, despite the fact I’m 28 years too old for this album.

Prince Paul was really on top of things when he put this CD together. It’s easily digestable pre-school/kindergarten hip-hop. And while there’s no wacky Mickey Mouse or Johnny Cash samples, but Baby Loves Hip-Hop: Dino 5 sure in the heck SOUNDS like a Prince Paul record. On all of the concept albums/compilations Prince Paul has ever done, he’s always done a great job at plugging in the right MCs into the right “parts.” This album is no exception: Jurassic 5’s Chali 2nua is perfectly “cast” as MC T-Rex, while the other dino-friends are voiced by Wordsworth (who worked with Paul on his last kiddie-rap endeavor: a song on the Spongbob Squarepants Movie Soundtrack), Ladybug Mecca (formerly of the Digable Planets) and Scratch (human beat-box for the Roots). Dave and Posdnuos of De La Soul show up on a song. All of their vocal talents are all perfectly suited for a kids record; Chali has always sounded like a gentle T-Rex to me. Musically, it’s simple enough for a wee-one to follow, and gives the basics for the boom and the bap.

It’s been a very long time since I’ve listened to a kids’ record, and if course I can’t listen for four-year-old ears anymore, but content-wise, Baby Loves Hip-Hop: Dino 5 is cute and pretty innocuous. It preaches the basic lessons that parents want to teach four or five-year-olds: 1) don’t judge a book by its cover, 2) it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game, 3) wash your hands after using the bathroom. “That’s Funny” is a questionable inclusion, a pre-school ode to snapping; I’m not sure you want to teach a child that insulting people is a great source of humor. That comes along in the third grade or so. Regardless, with this Baby Loves Hip-Hop album, Hurwitz and Prince Paul have created a perfectly entertaining album that introduces hip-hop to children. If, God forbid, I ever sire any offspring, I’d play them this album.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

The Grouch: a Simple Man speaks



For those who don’t know, I try to work and hustle as a freelance writer. Here’s a little story of mine that was published in SF Weekly about a week ago; it’s an artist profile/record review on The Grouch, a Bay Area-born, Cali-based MC/producer. Grouch and I have known each for a while now, as I’d least heard about him through friends when I was in high school. We met and chopped it up quite a few times while he was working his way through the Bay Area underground, and are on pretty friendly terms. He’s a real cool dude who gives a real interview. Best of luck to him with his new album, Show You the World.

Here’s the link to the version published in SF Weekly:
http://music.sfweekly.com/2008-04-02/music/the-grouch-personifies-the-hip-hop-hustle/

And here’s my “extended” version, which has a little extra info that didn’t make the cut due to space constraints:


There are no free rides for hip-hop heroes who achieve worldwide acclaim. The Grouch, founding member of the internationally-known Living Legends crew, can attest that even when you sell records, pack your shows, and maintain control of your music, the headaches remain.

“I know my records aren’t in enough stores,” Grouch says. “You gotta play a bunch of games, and a lot of times I wonder if it’s all worth it. I used to put my CDs only in mom and pop stores. Now, I’m in chain-stores, and I sell more copies, but it doesn’t seem like I make any more money.”

Grouch, along with the Living Legends, built a fanbase and rep on the DIY hip-hop ethic of the mid-1990s, back when selling tapes in front of local record stores was a novel idea. Through a decade of recording and touring, Grouch has built a respectable career and carved out a comfortable existence. The Oakland native owns of home in the San Fernando Valley, where lives with his wife and 2-year-old daughter. He’s released six solo albums, two with Living Legends partner Eligh (as part of G&E), three with Living Legends, and one with Bay Area compatriot Zion I. On April 8, he’ll drop his seventh solo album, Show You the World, through the Legendary Music imprint, which he helps operate.
On Show You the World, Grouch continues his meat & potatoes approach to music. For the first time in his solo career, he hands the production reigns over to others, with Grouch behind the board on just six of the album’s 15 tracks. However, the Show You the World still maintains a cohesive feel. Some highlights include “Bay to L.A.” Grouch and Legends-homie MURS celebrate the similarities between both regions and “Pop and Mom Killer” where he laments the increasing homogenization of consumer culture. Another high-point is “Artsy,” where, over a soul flute sample and banging drums, Grouch playfully skewers people who “shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes” to be cool or avant-garde. “I know people are saying, ‘You’re dissing your whole fanbase with that song,’ but it’s all in good fun,” he jokes.

Hustling for his music is still an everyday part of Grouch’s existence, though. Gone are the days where all eight members of the Legends crew had to pony up $25 to rent a tour van; they’ve now set up a bank account for such expenses. But Grouch still deals with many of the indie record stores personally, while also wrangling with Best Buy to get Show You the World in their stores. He’s well aware that being unsigned and independent doesn’t carry the same currency that it used to. Being visible and readily available online is important as anything these days. “There’s so many people doing the independent thing now,” Grouch adds. “When [Living Legends] were at SXSW, there’s like 800 acts vying for people’s attention… It’s easier to get stuff on iTunes and MySpace, but it’s much harder to get noticed.”

To help promote his album, Grouch is also relying on his and every other indie artist’s bread and butter: the tour. He’s in the process of booking 10 to 15 spot dates along the West Coast during mid to late April. He’s taken steps to alleviate some of the grind that comes with touring. During the last two Living Legends mini-tours, he’s driven behind the group’s bus in his own vegetable oil-fueled truck with his wife and daughter. The second tour he brought along his wife’s cousin, who would watch their daughter sometimes to give them some time to hang out together. He said he likes the idea of taking his daughter around the country, and spend his down-time visiting a national park.

“It’s better than just sitting in the hotel room, which I’ve done many times,” Grouch says. “[Traveling with family] can make things harder, and I don’t plan on doing it every time I go on tour. But it’s good for shorter tour. I couldn’t do it on a 50 city tour.”

Grouch says he’d eventually like to spend more time as a producer; he envisions working as a production team with Eligh, selling beats to other artists outside of the immediate camp. However, he’s resigned to putting those plans on hold.

“If I’m going to focus on being a producer, I’m going to have to slow down in other areas of my life,” Grouch says. “And I feel like I should work on others things first right now.”

As Grouch knows, if you’re going to stay in control of your music and career, there’s never a shortage of work.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Keep the Candian?


So, today is the Opening Day for most of the league. And since the A’s took their silly little jaunt over to Japan last week, they have the day off for an extra rest of something, even though they’ve already played three exhibition games since returning.

You may have heard that on this silly little jaunt to Japan, the A’s actually performed like a competent baseball team, take away one boneheaded HR given-up by Huston Street and one really stupid base-running error by Emil Brown, I would have been really, really happy, though it likely wouldn’t have lasted. If you flip back through previous posts in this blog, you’ll see that I wrote a fairly lengthy preview of how I believe the team would do this season. I was probably a lil’ hard on them, but I’ll stick with my assertion that the Oakland A’s should be happy if they end up with only 90 losses.

I also speculated that if key players on the team performed with any sort of respectability, they would likely be traded. Which brings me to the point of this post: should the A’s trade Rich Harden or keep him? Dude was an absolute monster in his Japan: six innings, 9 strikeouts, and one run. And if he doesn’t hang that one pitch to Manny, there’d have been no runs. Maybe Japan is like the Bizarro Canada for Harden; Rich can’t buy an out each time he pitches in his native country. As it begins every year, when the guy is healthy, he’s got Top 3 stuff in the entire majors. Of course, “stay healthy” is the key here, as in it never frickin’ happens.

Rich Harden is clearly the player on the A’s roster with the most upside; no player is as potentially good at what he does as Harden. Guys with his time of stuff only come around once every 10 or 15 years, and there’s nobody with his potential in the A’s newly-stocked farm system. All that upside is awfully tempting to teams that will likely be good this year. Sports writers and columnists have been writing since last year that the A’s should bite the bullet and trade him while they still can, before he ends like Kerry Wood (a very injury-prone closer) or Mark Prior (an injury-prone starter on another team).

It’s not like there isn’t precedent for the A’s trading or shedding pitchers with tons of upside and having it work out. Back before the 2005 season, the A’s traded Mark Mulder to the Cardinals for Dan Haren, Kiko Calero, and Daric Barton. Haren was every bit as good as Mulder during 2005 and MUCH better in 2006 & 2007 (not hard to do, because Mulder spent those seasons injured), Calero’s been a solid set-up man/middle reliever, and Barton looks like he’ll be pretty good now that he’s finally in the majors. They also let Cy Young-winning Barry Zito walk to the Giants before the start of the 2007 season, and he proceeded to start the following year, and as I type this, is in the process of being slapped around by the Dodgers (four runs in three innings thus far). In general, besides Johan Santana, pitchers with tons of upside end up breaking your heart.

And in spite of all of this, I still think the A’s should keep Harden. For one, if you try to trade him to someone like Yanks or Red Sox, you want be getting back nearly enough of value in return. Their minor leagues systems are decimated because they keep on trading all their prospects to make their July-pushes, trading to lousy teams who don’t have a plan of fielding a competitive team anytime soon. And as I said earlier, a pitcher like Harden simply won’t be coming around our way any time soon, so the team should try hold onto him if they really want to try to make this team competitive after this season. As much as I like Blanton, workhorse inning-eaters like him come around far more often. They’ve probably got a few of them in the pipeline right now. They got anyone else with a 98 mph fastball and all sorts of other nasty stuff at his disposal as well? Nope. Billy Beane needs to resist the temptation and hold onto him in hopes of him finding a way to stay healthy.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Mighty Underdog's EP review




The Mighty Underdogs
The Prelude EP
Grade: B+/B

This is a fun little EP. The Mighty Underdogs are one of those reconfigurations of members the Quannum crew, with a lil’ something extra. In this case, Gift of Gab (of Blackalicious) and Lateef the Truth Speaker (of Latryx) team up with Headnotic, the producer and bassist of Bay Area stalwart’s Crown City Rockers. The title of the EP, The Prelude is pretty self-explanatory, introducing this crew to the world, before a full-length album to drop at some later date. The resulting music takes the most entertaining elements of both crews, and demonstrates that all three of them have a definite chemistry.

I’m a sucker for tracks like “U.F.C. (United Flow Champions)”: it’s an up-tempo head-nodder while Lateef and Gab spitting battling battle-oriented rhymes, and DJ Shadow providing a flurry of scratches on the chorus. “Gunfight” continues the battle-oriented, throwback vibe, with the trio doing an lyrical and musical ode to the Old West, complete with plenty of bucking down sucker MCs at High Noon. Gift of Gab hams it up on his verse, rapping in a voice that sounds like a combination of Walter Brennan and Johnny Cash. MF DOOM, a personal favorite of mine, has a guest verse, which he must have recorded over a year ago, as he’s been MIA for quite a while. Headnotic’s guitar-oriented beat, complete with sinister rolls and high-pitch squeals, adds to the track’s feel. I almost want to say it sounds like a hip-hop version of “Wanted Dead or Alive,” but sounds really corny.

Tracks like “Love Life” and “Bring Me Back” both bring an infectious party groove to the EP. “Love Life” is a mid-tempo club-oriented jam, the type of thing you could expect to hear thrown on during a “Throwback Friday” at a decent-sized Oakland club. While Lateef and Gab do some comical crooning (not sure whether it’s intentional comedy or not), Ladybug Mecca does her thing during a pair of guest verses. It’s good to see that her post-Digable Planets comeback has continues to be going strong; both of her verses are some of her best since she returned to the mic. “Bring Me Back” is another early-’90s-esque house-rocker: Gab, Lateef, and Raashan Ahmad of Crown City Rockers all flex over a keyboard sample from Central Line’s “Walking Into Sunshine” (best known from LL Cool’s “Jingling Baby remix) and scratches by DJ Platurn. I can do without the fairly cheesy singing on the chorus, but it doesn’t take that much away from the song.

I have no idea when the Mighty Underdogs will release their full-length album, allegedly titled “Dropping Science Fiction.” According to their good ol’ MySpace page, this EP should have dropped last October, setting the stage for an early 2008 for the LP. Considering the five-month delay, I don’t expect the whole album until summer at the earliest; late fall is a better bet. I certainly hope they can get it out soon. This EP does a good job at showing what the group has to offer, which is what any EP should do. The Prelude has successfully intrigued me, and I really would like to see more of the Mighty Underdogs in the future.